vrijdag 18 juni 2010

Random shit i found on the internet... and liked pt5

We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.

As a foulness shall ye know Them. Their hand is at your throats, yet ye see Them not; and Their habitation is even one with your guarded threshold.

He enjoys life -- as do all who are spared the curse of intelligence.

I can't get interested in it -- it doesn't even bore me enough to take my mind off other boredoms.

They live...
In your dreams
they Are born...
Of your crying...
Silver...
(?) eternal
In its eyes...
The sea shines...
Feels...
In its song
The crying...
Of its solitude...
They dance...
In silence
Slaves... Of its dreaming...


- Kto ty jesteś?
- Polak mały.
- Jaki znak twój?
- Orzeł biały.
- Gdzie ty mieszkasz?
- Między swemi.
- W jakim kraju?
- W polskiej ziemi.
- Czem ta ziemia?
- Mą ojczyzną.
- Czem zdobyta?
- Krwią i blizną.
- Czy ją kochasz?
- Kocham szczerze.
- A w co wierzysz?
- W Polskę wierzę.
- Coś ty dla niej?
- Wdzięczne dziecię.
- Coś jej winien?
- Oddać życie.


1. I have learned -
That sometimes the people
you expect to kick you
when you are down
will be the ones to
help you get back up.

2. I have learned -
That just because someone
does not love you the way
you want them to
does not mean
they dont love you
with all they have.

3. I have learned -
That maturity has more to
do with the experiences you have
had and what you have learned
from them and less to do with
how many birthdays you have
celebrated.

4. I have learned -
That no matter how good a friend is,
He or she is going to hurt you every
once in a while and you must
forgive him or her for that.

5. I have learned -
That it isnt always enough
to be forgiven by others.
You have to learn to forgive
yourself.

6. I have learned -
That no matter how badly
your heart is broken the
world doesnt stop for
your grief.

7. I have learned -
That background and circumstances
May have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who
we become.


Płynie, bimber płynie, po polskiej krainie,
a dopóki płynie, Polska nie zaginie {bis}
Bimber, bimber, bimber dajcie,
a jak nie to spierdalajcie.



A true man hates no one.

Among those who dislike oppression are many who like to oppress.

The human race is governed by its imagination.


I wept blood. I caught the tears in a cup and drank them. When I looked up from my drink of sorrow, the archangel Gabriel, gentle Gabriel, Gabriel Lord of Mercy appeared to me. The archangel Gabriel said unto me, "Son of Adam, Son of Eve. Behold the mercy of the Father is greater than you can ever know for even now there is a path opened a road of Mercy and you shall call this road [Golconda]. And tell your children of it, for by that road may they come once again to dwell in the Light." And with that, the darkness was lifted like a veil and the only light was Lilith's bright eyes. Looking around me, I knew that I had Awakened.


Bo szeroka jest brama i przestrzenna droga, która prowadzi do zguby, a wielu jest takich, którzy przez nią wchodzą. Jakże ciasna jest brama i wąska droga, która prowadzi do życia, a mało jest takich, którzy ją znajdują.

[…]
Lekarzu wielki, ty najlepiej widzisz,
chorobe moja, a mna sie nie brzydzisz
[…]


[…]
In the Middle of
the Darkest Woods
In the Silence of
It's Darkling Deeps
Where Shadows Weep You Embraced Me
And Time Became Infinity
[…]



In the Misty Summer night
On the Brightness of It's Breeze
I Saw a Maiden Fair, White
Heard Song Among Her Weeps
Was Not From Tribe of Mine
Couldn't Understand Her Words
Her Eyes, Like Flames They Shined
The Curse Was Cast on Me

The Song Was Full of Longing
From Her Love She Was Apart
My Tears Started Falling
Understood Her with My Heart
In the Verses of Her Longing
The Spells Were Cast on Me
On the Marshlands I Was Drowning
By the Singing of a Tree
[…]


Rzeczy trzeba brać takimi, jakie są, ludzi takimi, jakimi być powinni

Jestem twardym diamentem, ty go tylko szlifujesz


I'll sex you hard, moral-soldier. Cast pearl 4 on me, baby, cast pearl 4! Penetrate me with your shining lance of righteousness, you halibut-emulsion! You supercilious cad! Keep the monkey pulse going, faggot.

Have a party
Have a ball
Drink some beer
Fuck'em all
Roll a joint
Smoke some weed
Do some acid
Take some speed
We are polish
We have class
Fuck with us and
We'll kick your ass

dinsdag 1 juni 2010

Sum jokes?

In the park on a bench there were sitting 2 lovers, kissing each other passionately. The boy opens up his zipper and says to the girl:
-Put your hand inside and tell me, what do you think of him?
-Mmmmmmm...... he's so long and hard, I would gladly lick and suck the juice out of him..
-I'm glad you like it, that's the biggest dump I've ever taken!



Court. Divorce case, the fight goes on about who's going to get parental rights. The wife stands up, and starts her plea by saying it are her kids, she bore them and therefore she has the rights to keep them.
The judge now turns towards the man, eager to hear what he has to say. The man however, sits silently, only after a while he stands up and says: Your honor, if I put a coin in a vending machine, and a soda can pops out, is the can mine or the machines'?



Hitler and Stalin awaken after long years of hybernation. There's a newspaper lying on the table. Stalin takes it, and puts it back after a brief while with a big smirk on his face.
Why are you smiling? - says Hitler
-Germany has accepted communism
Hitler then angrily takes the paper, reads every page, and after that he tears it apart and throws the pieces around with a big smile & happy face.
Why the hell are you so happy?- asks Stalin
Hitler replies with a big grin: Skirmishes on the Polish-Chinese border



A certain guy had a parrot that was always calling from his cellphone, which caused the man to have huge bills. One day the man says to the parrot:
-If I catch you one more time, I'll nail you by your wings to the wall for the same amount of time that you have cost me money.
Ok - says the parrot
The next day the man returns home, checks his call log and sees the parrot has been calling for 30min in total, so he catches her and nails her to the wall for 30 days.
2 days have past, and the parrot just hangs there, bored as hell, as she suddenly notices while looking around that Jesus is hanging right next to her on a cross.
-Heey, 'sup dude, how long have you been hanging there?
-2000 years
-Wow, who the FUCK have YOU been calling?



Dear John,
I can't continue this relationship any longer. The distance between us is just too great. I have to admit, I cheated on you, twice, because you weren't here and its just unfair. Forgive me. And please, send back the picture I gave you.
Kisses
Mary

John, a soldier, was heartbroken, so he asked all his soldier buddies for pictures of their current and/or ex-girlfriends. He sealed the envelope with about 50 pictures of beautiful girls and that of Mary together with a letter:

Dear Mary,
I'm sorry, but I just can't remember who the hell you are. Please pick your picture from that pile, and send the rest back.
Hang tight!



A bear was sitting in the woods, smelling his finger, thinking:
-hmm, smells like honey
After which he smells it again:
-noo, this is shit!
And smells it again:
-nah, it must be honey
And again:
-no way, this smells like shit
And yet again:
-Ok, now I'm certain. This is honey.
Satisfied with his conclusion he stops smelling his finger. After a while however, he starts thinking:
-How the fuck did honey get up my ass?



A tremendously rich lawyer is attending a banquet organized by the Red Cross. A man from the Red Cross is accusing him for being so disgustingly rich and not giving a dime for a good cause.
Well firstly -says the lawyer- my mother is sick and dying in a hospital, and the insurance does not cover it. Secondly, I have 7 kids from 3 previous marriages. Thirdly, my sisters' husband has recently died and she can't provide for her 5 kids...
- I'm terribly sorry -says the embarrassed man- I feel awful for asking you for money.
To which the lawyer replies:
-Ha, I don't even give THEM any money, so why the fuck should I give you guys?

k, back to tenses, modality and noun phrases :D